Jeff here! I'm proud to announce that my face is back to normal (stop laughing at me Pee Wee) and I'm the terror of the barnyard again! It's great to tear open legs and arms again. I missed that.
The human was the first I attacked. One should always bite and rip open the hand that forces antibiotics down your throat. Cursed human.
Unfortunately, I'm not well enough to attack Tiger. But when I am - he's dead meat. He slapped me twice when my face was swollen. I've been plotting my revenge ever since.
FEAR ME TIGER!!! YOU'RE DAYS ARE NUMBER YOU AGING FOSSIL OF A CAT!!! I SHALL RULE ONCE MORE!!! FOR I AM JEFF THE DOMINATOR!!!!! muuuhahahahaha....*cough* *cough* I want my bedie.
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how about the song Wild Thing as his theme song?
ROFL!!! That's perfect!!!
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