I was innocently rolling over top my circlely-scratchy toy, when suddenly this long snake popped up from my toy and struck at me!!!
I jumped back! The human sprung forward! My siblings turned and stared! Slowly I reached my paw out to see if it'd attack. It layed there lifeless.
How's that for power! Just one look at my fierce Tiger face and he died on the spot. FEAR ME JEFF!!! FEAR ME!!!! I STILL RULE THE BARNYARD!!!!!
Attack of the Snake by Jeff
So there was Tiger, the 2000 year old cat. Geezer of the barnyard. Woosie of the fields playing on our scratchy toy, when suddenly a long snake-like piece of cardboard went flying up in the air!
Tiger nearly had a heart-attack! He jumped back. Terror ripped across his geezerly face!!!! The human was cracking up laughing! My siblings were cracking up laughing! Tiger was on the verge of peeing himself.
Finally, he mustered up the courage to see if the snake would bite him. The human was still laughing. He carefully stretched out his paw and tested the cardboard snake. It was hilarious! Wish you all could have been there. I STILL RULE, YOU FREAKING GEEZER!!!
Attack of the Snake by The Human
So Tiger was playing on the scratchy toy, when a piece of snakelike cardboard went flying up in the air. Tiger freaked out and that's when it hit me! No, not the cardboard snake, but the reality that Tiger has encountered his fair share of snakes this year.
I've never really thought about the snakes they might be encountering on their adventures. Obviously Tiger has had some scary ones, because he was scared out of his wits. Poor baby.
2 comments:
I am still laughing. I can just picture it! :}
It was funny! :]
On the other hand, now I cringe when I think back to how terrified little Tiger was when he thought he was being attacked again.
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