There I was, innocently trying to get my gorgous self off the barn roof when down below I heard a voice that stood the fur up on my back. It was....Jeff the Evil!!!!
Jeff had a strange look in his eyes as he asked, "Hey Fatso! I'll help you get down!"
Next thing I knew, the king of evil was on the roof and behind me. Before I could turn around and defend myself, his foot was attached to my behind and I went flying.
Jeff yelled, "LOOK OUT BELOW!!! IT'S THE 82nd KITTY AIRBOURNE!!!!"
Despite the fact that I landed wrong on my right paw, I screamed so loud my spleen shot out of my mouth! Jeff jumped off the roof, grabbed it and raced to the computer. Before I knew it, it was sold on eBay! I HATE YOU JEFF!!!
FATSO FLIES! by Jeff the Wonder Cat!
I looked up and saw Fatso trying to get off the barn roof. Being the Wonder Cat I am, I wasn't at all surprised when a sense of chilvary burst through every vein in my sleek handsome body! I raced like the knight I truly am up the roof to the fair Fatso's rescue!
Unfortunately, Her Royal Fatness was so heavy that in my attempt to help her down, my handsome legs gave out and we both went toppling off the roof. Thankfully, I landed on her!
Of course, being a fat female she blamed me for the whole thing. Fat denial - it's an ugly thing.
Oh yeah! And about her spleen! I tried to shove it back down her throat, but she kept barfing it up! So, why not take advantage of the moment. I sold it for $423 bucks on eBay! :]
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