Tuesday, September 11, 2007

A Bear, A Shark and Me by Jeff the Great

Yesterday, the human took me and Bindi on the hill to the pond.  Bind was a sissy and stayed by the human.  Me, being the great and mighty Jeff, afraid of nothing including my own fleas, went searching for my little brother Pee Wee.  I'm lonely not having anyone to beat the crap out of.

 

I sniffed my way to the back of the pond, past the sassafras tree, the Paw Paw tree and 16 snakes.  I sniffed my way up the hill through the weeds, stickers and 27 coyotes.  Then in a flash!  A big black bear came racing out of the woods!!!! I screamed!!! 

 

The bear chased me to the pond!  Just as I turned to see if the bear was going to eat me, a big shark came out of the pond and bit my tail off!!!!  I screamed again!!!

 

I looked up for the human.  Her and Bindi were sitting on the dam shaking their heads acting like I was an idiot. But I know what I saw!  They can't fool me!

 

But that's ok.  I got my revenge this morning by coughing up a huge hairball on the kitchen floor - right where she steps every morning....muuhahhahahaaa...

 

The Real Story by Bindi

 

So Jeff goes with myself and the human to the back of the pond to see if any paw paw's were on the tree.  Jeff the idiot who can't find his way off the bed in the morning without getting lost, took off on his own and - got lost!

 

He cried like the big sissy he is until he found us again. 

 

Jeff is embarrassing.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love hearing from Jeff because his stories are so exciting then the truth from Bindi LOL. I keep thinking Jeff may start beating the crap out of Bindi?? uh oh

Yobeeone said...

Jeff thinks his stories are better too. :]

Jeff doesn't like trying to beat up Bindi. He does it, but there's no thrill to it.

When Jeff beat up Pee Wee, Pee would make this little baby sounds that were absolutely adorable. Jeff would pick on him until he made him do the sounds and then keep it up because it was so much fun.

I miss watching the two fight. Pee was so cute. :]