There I was, lying on the floor, my gut throbbing like Kane's in Alien! Suddenly, this...this...this thing flew out my mouth!!!! It was long!!! It was multi-coloured like a rat in a blender! There was this...OMGOSH!!! A WHITE LOOKING BLOB THAT RESEMBLED MY SPLEEN LYING THERE ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO THE RAT IN THE BLENDER!!!!!
(Jeff whimpers and faints.)
Jeff's Pet Spleen by Bindi
It was sooo cool!!! Jeff barfed up this long rat in a blender thingy all over the living room floor!!!! The human had no idea what that strange white thing was, but Jeff knew...because I told him. ROFL Jeff really thinks he barfed up his spleen. He's been crying like a big baby all day about how much he loved his little spleen. Sure wish Pee was around to see this one! He'd loved it!
Jeff's Pet Barf by The Human
Jeff barfed a good one yesterday. I never did figure out what he chucked up. I did everything but pull out the magnifying glass while dissecting it.
What??? Don't you ever dissect your pets barf? Oh come on now. Don't be shy! Admit it! It's fascinating!
OOPS! Sorry Jeff. Didn't mean to make you puke again.
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I don't not dissect and I am ready to puke now. Poor Jeff. I hope he has recovered by now. Doesn't he know he doesn't have to work for his food if he just stayed home?
Don't not?? It must have really grossed me out, can't type!
Jeff is in the trashcan trying to find his barf. He wants to send it to you as a present, so you'll never forget him if he's ever hit by a car or a tree or a bird or a frog.
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