This morning I was on the porch quietly eating my crunchy tastless food, when the human came up behind me and yanked my pet grass out of my butt!
I cried. She threw her arms around me, hugged me and apologised. I DIDN'T WANT AN APOLOGY!!! I just wanted my grass back in my butt. But nooooooo...what is it with you humans! Grass hanging 5 inches out of your butt is really cool! No one else in the barnyard had one! No one!!! Now my butt looks just like everyone elses.
I ate lots of grass all day. I'm hoping to squeeze another one out my hiney. BEWARE HUMAN!!!! TOUCH MY HINEY AND DIE!!!!
4 comments:
Jeff!!! What is wrong with you? Don't you know us gals like a clean butt?
Boots
What's wrong with you sick girls???? Don't you have any class???
Did you say class or a-- ? I still prefer a clean tushy and that is my final word!
Boots the Beauty
Leave it to a female to insist on the final word. geesh...
I say, don't knock grass in your hiney until you try it.
Sincerely,
Grass-butt Jeff
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