Tiger the sissy came home a couple days ago with his right eye all bloodshot and swollen. I told the human I did it. She rolled her eyes - across the floor, picked the cat hair off, shoved them back in their sockets and told me to go outside.
I hid behind the futon instead and watched her pull out some cotton balls to clean the sissy's eyes. When she wasn't looking I snuck over and tried to pee on the cotton balls.
She freaked! She yelled! She fell on the floor from a stroke and drooled on the floor! It was the perfect opportunity....I strutted over and peed on her leg! muuuahahhahaaa...*cough* *cough* *sneeze* Cool!!! There's my precious snot all over the screen!!!
JEFF!!! YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!!!!
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