I don't poop in rain. By Jeff of the Crossed-Legs

It's raining.  (two days later) It's still raining.  (one day later)  Why won't it quit raining!!! I HAVE TO POOPIE AND BINDI KEEPS STINKING UP THE BOX!!!

To console me, the human is letting me eat out of the food bag instead of the bowl.  She even let me track me cute little muddy prints all over her sheet...not that I gave her any choice.  Then she let me snuggle by her head.  She thought I was being sweet, I was really sharing my fleas.  I even got to rub my nose all over her face!  You should see the cool snot trails I left behind!

Yeah!!! The human made homemade bread!!!!  Off to shred her legs so I can get my share!

(screams of agony and evil laughter fill the air)

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