Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Death to Jeff!!!!! by Bindi

There I was, feeling pity for my big brother for having his balls snitched off his body by some crazed vet. I sniffed under his ball-less tail to view the damage. Jeff turned, looked at me and blasted my face with pee!!!! CURSE YOU JEFF!!!!!

No more compassion from me! I hope she has your weenie snitched!!!! I hope she snitches your whiskers!!! I would say I hope she snitches your brain, but you never had one to begin with!

--Bindi of the Jungle. New King of the House! Alias: Ball-cat!

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Dear Bindi,

I yawn.

--Still the King, with or without balls,
The Jeff

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Jeff rules no matter what!

Yobeeone said...

OMGosh!!! You've been brainwashed by Jeff!!!! Seek help immediately.

sincerely,
Bindi