Our human thought it would be really funny tonight to play coyote and red fox calls on the pc. We all freaked out. I, Jeff the mighty, looked like a prairie dog sticking my handsome head up over the furry moon chair.
Spotty tried to play cool by sitting up on the footstool, but I'm pretty certain he peed. Squeeky freaked out and ran for her life. I think she hid under the bed. Then Tiger came in. She played that stupid coyote sound. Tiger didn't flinch and kept on bathing. Then she played the red fox. I knew this would be the sound that would send him screaming like a little girl.
The fox sound played, Tiger glanced up, looked around and went back to bathing. It took everything I had in my tiny handsome body to not run over and beat the crap out of him.
She played the fox again. Finally!!! Finally!!!! He sat up right and looked around. DRATS!!!! It didn't last! He lowered his eye lids like Garfield (my hero) and sat looking at our stupid human. She rolled her eyes, realising she was going down in defeat and turned it off.
I hate you human!!!!! Your a big fat butt, Tiger!!!!
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Mom didn't read this till now so I didn't know about this. I am shocked that Tiger showed such courage. What is wrong with this picture?
Boots
Courage???? Courage???? Bootsie??? Are you becoming a traitor????? Tiger isn't courageous!!! He's old and senile!!!! He probably thought the calls were belches! I'm the courageous one!!! me!! me!!! Jeff the Mighty!!!!
(Jeff sulks and walks away.)
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