Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Drats by Jeff, King of all living fleas

Our pet human failed us again. Two evil elephant sized dogs were snooping in the yard. I yelled for the human to get the gun. But did she listen??? Noooooo. She claimed there were houses behind the dogs on the side of the creek and she couldn't shoot them.

I don't care about those idiot people! They're the ones the stupid dogs belong to!!! Kill the dogs!!! Turn them into wieners and sell them to the other dogs! I could make a fortune!!! Canned dog food made from real dogs!!! I could be rich!!!! CURSE YOU, HUMAN!!!!!


2 comments:

Unknown said...

Yes.....curse the dogs!

Boots

Yobeeone said...

Thanks Bootsie! I knew you'd be on my side!

The ever so handsome,
Jeff