Let’s blame Chuck. It’s all Chuck’s fault you broke your back. It’s Chuck’s fault my hair fell out. It’s Chuck’s fault my brother died. Chuck fed Bindi to the coyote. Chuck threw my other brother, sister and my mom in front of cars. I don’t care if the human says Chuck is only 2 years old, and most of my family died 5 years ago. He still did it.
Now look – Chuck threw you out of the tree and you broke your back, went to the vet and died. (long pause) And it’s Chuck’s fault that it’s the one place we never tried to hunch each other! I hate CHUCK!
I promise you Fred, I shall avenge you! FEEL THE FEAR OF MY MOUSE BREATH, CHUCK!!!! YOU’RE GOING DOWN!!! I, JEFF THE CAT, HAVE SPOKEN!
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