My zit is shrinking. I'm going to miss my zit. I thought it'd be there forever. I was even beginning to think that maybe I'm not a cat after all! Maybe I'm a unicorn! In fact, I probably AM a unicorn, but that STUPID HUMAN RUINED IT BY TAKING ME TO THE VET!!! HE SHRUNK MY HORN!!!!!! CURSE YOU VET!!!!! CURSE YOU!!! I HOPE A DOG PEES ON YOUR FOOT!!!!
I FOUND JEFF'S HORN!!! by Pee Wee
I found Jeff's horn. It's not shrinking at all. It's growing backwards into his brain!
(The vet says Pee Wee should recover from Jeff's assault within a week. Jeff has been banned from the front yard, and the creek, and the barn, and the shed and the outhouse.)
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and all other interesting and fun place by that human who lives with them!
LOL He hasn't figured out that he's banned from the toilet yet. For some reason he tries to jump in when the lid goes up. LOL
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