Wednesday, October 31, 2007

I'm sick. Therefore, I hate Tiger! by Jeff the Grumpy Sick Dude

I woke up sick this morning. It's all Tiger's fault. He refused to get well until I was half dead on the floor. Last night he saw me spread out and walked back and forth over my sick little body. I glared. He snickered and walked over me again.

The human was out of the room. When she came in and saw my pathetic little body with cat tracks over my precious fur, she picked up Tiger and pampered him just because his stupid eyes had yucky stuff in them. Stupid human. I'm the one suffering. I don't care if he sneezes! I don't care if he looks like he ate a bad guppy! I have cat tracks on me!!!!

There was only one way to get revenge on the stupid human. I snuck in her room and barfed on the floor. Of course, Tiger saw the whole thing and went one step further - he peed on the living room floor - right in front of the litterbox. Cursed geezer!!!! He showed me up again!!!

THE HUMAN

Jeff and Tiger are still sick. Hopefully, mom will take me to the vet to pick up some amoxicilin. Tiger has fought this long enough on his own. Poor baby. Anyway, I found this article and thought y'all might be enjoy reading it!

When Kittens Get Sick

JEFF

Hey human! You're boring!!! Get your own blog!


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