Monday, November 5, 2007

Cat Fighting: Why does it happen? by Jeff the Slugger Cat

Cat fighting...a cat that doesn't fight is like Tiger the Sissy.  They sleep all day, run when you attack and spend their time begging for canned food and whine when you slap them on the back of the head sending their furry face smack into the lumpy goo.

Real cats fight!  Why?  Because we have claws!  Because humans don't and can't defend themselves!  Because dogs flee at the sound of our war cries and howl at the feel of our dagger-like claws ripping through their flesh - blood spurting in all directions....

STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!!! STUPID HUMAN!!! I'M WRITING THE INTRO TO MY NOVEL FOR NANOWRIMO!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!! THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO STEVEN KING!!!

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1 comment:

Unknown said...

Jeff, finally we hear from you! Time to bite the human so she will let you get to the computer again. Mom tells me she has been busy but what do we care? I love you Jeff.... blush

Boots.

November 8, 2007 at 9:28 AM

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