I hate computers, by Jeff the Computer hater

This morning I got up and the evil human was with her pet pc.  This afternoon, the evil human was with her pet pc.  This evening, the evil human is with her pet pc. 

Tonight, I'm killing her pet pc.  I will chew through it's skinny legs and snap it's wires in my fierce teeth.  I will tinkle on the keyboard!!!  I will sneeze on the screen!!!  For I am JEFF!!!

Bindi's live update:

YEA!!! Jeffie's hair is sticking straight out!!! Smoke is pouring out his ears!!!!  With every step his eyeballs light up!!! This is so cool!!! Quick!  Spotty!  Through water on him!!! Let's listen to him crackle!!!!

In a flash, Jeff shoots a bolt of electricity at Bindi. *POOF*  *SIZZLE*  Alas poor Bindi, he's now without hair.

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