Anyway, we stopped at a little pond and that's when it happened. I never heard them coming! Really! I didn't! But I felt a wind coming down on me and next thing I knew my little butt was soaring through space!!! I'D BEEN NABBED BY TWO GIANT PTERODACTYLS!!!!! I screamed like a little girl!
The human kept staring up yelling, "WOW LOOK AT THAT!!!" I couldn't believe my ear-less head! She was excited instead of angry! CURSE YOU HUMAN!!!!
Eventually, she rescued me, but it took forever. So, last night I peed on her head while she slept. That will teach her. ha!
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6 comments:
You really need to listen to your kitties more. I mean this is just deplorable that you allow such pterodactyl action without calling out the marines to save him.
That poor earless kitty.. I am just beside myself now.
Beware human there is tons of pee out there!
Sincerely,
Jeff's secret admirer
Dear Morty, I can no longer listen to my cats because Jeff has stuffed my ears with cat poo. I think he's still upset that I said they were not pterodactyl's but Canada Geese. Jeff doesn't like being called a liar.
(ouch ouch ouch...get off me Jeff! Jeff?? Jeff? Where did you get that ax???? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
Jeff if only I could be there to kitty kiss your ears and believe me I would help this Mortimer Katz pee on the human even though I hope you know I am Boots the beautiful and you should like me more!
Hey Bootsie! I put my hand down Spotty's throat and yanked my ears back out! They're oozing with tummy goo! Would you like me to send you one? I don't need two ears.
I wouldn't think of taking what is not mine....ahem, cough cough...keep the ear.
Ok. I'll take it out of the box then and glue it back on. :]
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