eeeee.....I SWALLOWED A SNAKE!!!!!!! by Jeff

It happened this afternoon when I was lying on me lil' porch sunning me handsome shiny body. As I slept, a sneaky snake snuck across my lil' porch, flicked his yucky tongue at me and shot straight up my nose and into my gut!!!! He was so fast I didn't see him or even FEEL HIM!!!!

My cute nose began to itch so I went to my human so I could rub the snot off onto her chin. I keep my snot collection there. I lay my adorable head down and went to sleep. (see my sweet pic?)

Anyway, suddenly my precious, sexy bod knew something was a muck and started fighting back. My gut began contracting! I looked like a squeeze box! A very dashing one, I might add.

I heaved and I heaved and in a final hack the snake went flying out of my mouth and onto the floor!!!! *faint*

[Jeff is lying flat on the floor whimpering, so I'll take over and tell what really happened. Jeff and I had a grass eating competition - see who could eat the longest piece. Jeff won. He ate a 4" long blade of grass. It was sooo cool!!! Then he chucked it up. That was even better!!!

I know. Boring story. But, that's why Jeff has his own blog and I just sit around looking handsome.

---he who is every kitties dream, Bindi the Beefcake]