cats and humans of all ages!!!!

I, Jeff the Cat, have my Beijing Olympics ebay page ready to go!

Jeff's Official Beijing Olympic's eBay page!

Pop in and start bidding on an oversized B.O. t-shirt (that's beijing olympics, not body odour) for your cat!

Get him tickets to the games! And one for me! Not my human, just me. WAIT!!! WHAT??? THEY EAT CATS???? AND DOGS???? NO NO NO!!! DO NOT BUY A TICKET FOR YOUR CAT!!!! or ME!

Wait!!! Late breaking news from China!!! The Chinese will not permit cats to come to the games, but all dogs are welcome! Especially big thick ones. So, there you have it! Buy a ticket and send your dog!

Cat Fighting: Why does it happen? by Jeff the Slugger Cat

Cat fighting...a cat that doesn't fight is like Tiger the Sissy.  They sleep all day, run when you attack and spend their time begging for canned food and whine when you slap them on the back of the head sending their furry face smack into the lumpy goo.

Real cats fight!  Why?  Because we have claws!  Because humans don't and can't defend themselves!  Because dogs flee at the sound of our war cries and howl at the feel of our dagger-like claws ripping through their flesh - blood spurting in all directions....

STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!!! STUPID HUMAN!!! I'M WRITING THE INTRO TO MY NOVEL FOR NANOWRIMO!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!! THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO STEVEN KING!!!

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